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:	post by Nobody_Cares at 2008-08-08 11:26:00

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corpus_colostomy said

i when i left his place i hit the backroads to smoke a bowl and cruise the country side. amidst thick introspection, i was awestruck. maybe going back to college would suck...maybe i'd be surrounded by rich little fuckers...maybe, maybe, maybe. all contemplation was amidst great "wind," and at one point, much to my dismay i hit the lottery so to speak. in which case wind became mudd.

hovering over the seat of my jeep for many miles i finally found a mcdonalds....walked in pretty casual, hit the first stall, de-robed, and fired said undergarments emphatically to the wall..put my pants on and walked on, thinking proudly...college is gonna fucking rule!

Well told sir. I figured one with colostomy in their name would have a good shitting story. I've never let one slip by but one time in my girls car, I was driving and she was in the passenger. I hear "uh oh" and she's hovering and laughing. She's always having gastric problems and eats too much dairy. A little came out, no logs, but it left a small stain on the seat. We were just talking about it the other day, wonder if the stain is still there?...

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