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:	post by orgymaggotfeast at 2008-08-07 14:31:22

it usually only happens to people when they are sick or drunk....and it's usually just a shart, not a full-blown-shitting-of-the-pants.

my buddy chris was drunk and playing hackey sack with these annoying hippy kids, and after doing some sort of show-offy spin kick garbage, i saw his facial expression turn from pointless pride to panic.....he stood completely still, and said "someone please get me a paper towel"

he wiped, threw it in the fire, and went about his business.
he told us his pants were clean because he "clenched and caught" the shart.

me personally, one time when staying home sick from work, i was watching Jim Norton's "Monster Rain" dvd, and in the middle of laughing my ass off, i let out what i thought was a fart, instead, i ended up having to take a shower and clean my boxers in the bathroom sink

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