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: post by Dankill at 2008-07-17 00:12:08
Otto: "What am I smoking? Oh yeah... pot"

Fat Tony: You guys have blundered into our secret tobacky patch.
Lenny: Wow! Is that wacky tobacky?
Fat Tony: The wackiest.

Wiggum: "All our founding fathers, astronauts, and World Series heroes have been either drunk or on cocaine."

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

Bart: b-6
Homer: you sunk my scrabbleship!
Lisa: this game makes no sense.
Homer: tell that to the good men who just lost their lives... SEMPER-FI!

Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.

Homer: Okay Marge, its your child against my child. The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore.

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

Homer: I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.

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