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:	post by Pires at 2008-07-16 20:19:07

FBI Agent- "When I tap your foot, and I say hello Mr. Thompson, you nod. Hello Mr. Thompson."

Homer(perplexed, and whispers to FBI Agent #2)- "I think he's talking to you."
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Homer- "Lisa, am I wearing pants?!"
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Loudspeaker at the Power Plant-"The following employees have been fired. Simpson, Homer. That is all."
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Homer-"MMMMMM, Gummy venus. *drools*
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Bart-"Who the hell names their kid Bort?"

Mother-"Get over here Bort."

Guy-"Were you talking to me?"

Mother-"No, my son is also named Bort!"

Later, when Homer and Bart are going through the detention center:

Guard-"ATTENTION! We are OUT of Bort license plates! I repeat, we are OUT of Bort license plates!"
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I really could go on all day. Great thread!

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