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:	post by dertoxia at 2008-06-24 20:36:22

AUTOPSY_666 said

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating ...and you finish off as an orgasm."

its rare that i see something a comedian said in writing and actually laugh at it. mostly comedy is in the delivery. But not only did carlin have the absolute best delivery of probably any comedian ever....but he also was the best writer. This here made me burst out in laughter. One of the things i loved the most about George was the way he could just start listing things out and could go on for minutes listing things that were actually pretty tricky to say by themselves but he would say them as fast as he could and would never skip a beat or slip up at all.

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