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: post by succubus at 2003-12-02 09:42:17
ok so i had to go look at the guy's questions..heh

1. My idea of foreplay is:
A. A great ball game.
B. Whining and begging for it.
C. Making out long enough to get to the "good stuff."
D. Taking time to relax her: rubbing, talking, and touching.
E. Getting naked and showing her my big surprise!


2. If she's self-conscious or inhibited I usually:
A. Tell her it's really annoying; she should just loosen up.
B. Ignore it. She'll be fine once we get going.
C. Help her relax by telling her how much I love her.
D. Show her just how much she turns me on.
E. Get her drunk and take "flattering" pictures of her trouble spots.


3. During sex I usually:
A. Try to remember she's there too.
B. Do my own thing. If it happens for her, that's great.
C. Do my best to always please her first.
D. Get creative and rock her world. When she's into it, I'm getting it!
E. Go hog wild and scream my own name.


4. When she complains that sex has become routine, I:
A. Tell her to ask one of her friends to join us.
B. Say, "If it's not broken, why fix it?"
C. Try a new position or two.
D. Talk about it, then surprise her with some wild, new twists.
E. Invite a few of the guys to join the two of us!


5. Afterward, I usually:
A. Get out of there as fast as I can.
B. Turn the TV back on, and have a snack.
C. Kiss her, roll over, and fall asleep.
D. Spoon her, feel her up, and hope she's ready to go again!
E. Jump on the computer and share details with my chat-room buddies.
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