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:	post by MarkFuckingRichards at 2006-12-20 14:12:17

billy and his grandfather went on a fishing trip one day. after a few hours, billy started getting hungry. he saw that grampa had a sandwich, so he asked, "grampa, can i have a bite of your sandwich please?"

grampa says, "i don't know, can your dick touch your ass?"
billy replies, sadly, "no grampa."

another hour goes by, and billy is getting thirsty. he sees that grampa is drinking a soda, so he asks, "grampa, may i please have a sip of your soda?"

grampa says again, "i don't know, can your dick touch your ass?"
and billy replies again, "no grampa."

another hour or so goes by and billy is starting to reel in all sorts of fish. grampa looks over to him and says, "hey billy, can i borrow some of the bait you're using?"

billy says "i don't know grampa, can your dick touch your ass?"
grampa replies, "yes, it does."
billy then says, "well go fuck yourself"

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