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New site? Maybe some day. Username: SPAM Filter: re-type this (values are 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D,E, or F) Message: UBB enabled. HTML disabled Spam Filtering enabledIcons: (click image to insert) Show All - pop Select Color orange orange-red crimson red firebrick dark red green limegreen teal silver sea-green deeppink tomato coral purple indigo burlywood sandy brown sienna chocolate FONTXXSmallXSmallSmallMediumLargeXLXXL :DG: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Char† ‡ ‰ ♠ ♣ ♥ ♦ ‾ ← ↑ → ↓ ™ – —   ¡ ¢ £ ¤ ¥ ¦ § ¨ © ª « ¬ ­ ® ¯ ° ± ² ³ ´ µ ¶ · ¸ ¹ º » ¼ ½ ¾ ¿ À Á Â Ã Ä Å Æ Ç È É Ê Ë Ì Í Î Ï Ð Ñ Ò Ó Ô Õ Ö × Ø Ù Ú Û Ü Ý Þ ß à á â ã ä å æ ç è é ê ë ì í î ï ð ñ ò ó ô õ ö ÷ ø ù ú û ü ý þ ÿ b i u  add: url  image  video(?) : post by MarkFuckingRichards at 2006-12-20 14:07:33 a business man is married to a nymphomaniac, and he's going on a long business trip. he goes to the local adult store and asks for something that will hold her over while he's gone so she doesn't fuck the neighbors. the clerk says, "come with me, i've got just what you need," and takes the man down a long hallway. he unlocks a room with nothing but a gold box on a single shelf. the clerk unlocks the box and says "behold, the voodoo dick!" the business man says "that looks like a regular dildo...what makes it so special??" the clerk says "voodoo dick, the door!!!!" the voodoo dick flies to the door and starts penetrating a hole in the door. so the business man says "alright, i'll take it!" he returns home and explains to his wife that the voodoo dick will fuck anything you tell it to. the man leaves for his business trip, and his wife starts getting horny. so she gets the voodoo dick and says "voodoo dick, my pussy!" the voodoo dick went right to work, giving her the time of her life. after an hour or so she was getting tired and sore. she tried pulling it out but it wouldn't work. she paniced, and got in her car to go to the hospital. the woman was driving all over the road, speeding, running red lights...a cop pulls her over and says "ma'am, are you drunk or high or something???!!!" the woman exclaims "it's the voodoo dick! it's stuck in my pussy!! i can't get it out!" with a look of disbelief on his face, the cop says "voodoo dick my ass." i never realized how long that joke was until i had to type it. arg.

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