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: post by Joshtruction at 2006-12-20 11:03:13
Some music jokes for you...

how d'ya know a singer is knocking at the door ?
he never has the key and doesn't know when to come in

how many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
10, one to actually do it and 9 others to stand by watching, arms folded, thinking "i could have done that so much better"

what d'ya call a beautiful woman on a bass player's arm ?
a tatoo

how many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
one, he just holds it up to the socket and lets the world revolve around him ...

what has 9 arms and really sucks ?
def leppard

why is ginger baker like macdonalds coffe ?
they both suck without cream

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