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: post by anonymous at 2006-11-07 12:49:55
SteveOTB said:
Wouldn't it be hard to get a decent job with "fuck you" tattooed on your face. I think you pretty much fucked yourself forever.


A lot of my friends were getting tattooed by this dude Spider who was fresh out of the joint afer a million years. He was completely fucked, he'd tattoo underage kids for knives and shit. He originally got in there when he was 16 - he and a friend were in Las Vegas, and got a hooker. Did whatever, then cut her head off and buried her in the desert. 25 years later, he's hanging out with us.

Anyway, as a white guy in the joint for a million years, needless to say he had giant swastikas and spiderwebs and crap all over his face (hence the name). So he ended up working at Store 24 in Harvard Square. Store 24 cap scrunched way down over his eyes and big thick fifties glasses to sort of almost cover up the MANY VISIBLE SWASTIKA FACE TATTOOS. Fucking laugh riot. He ended up going back when some gangsta kids were stealing shit and he kicked them out of the store. They waited for him outside, so he immediately cuts one of their throats. He neither passed Go nor collected $200.
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