xmikex said

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Some hilights of JC threads:

JOE CHRISTIANNI was molested by Michael Jackson, OJ Simpson, 3 Priests, and a male

JOE CHRISTIANNI to Nathan Lane: "TICKLE FIGHT!!!!"

That must have been one wild slumber party. I heard them played bobbing for apples in Joe Christianni's girlfriend's vagina. Tony Randall leaned over too far and was never seen again.

JOE CHRISTIANNI thinks your hair would look SOOO much better with hilights

He just graduated from Blaine hairstyling school. He can't wait to give you an ambush makeover.

JOE CHRISTIANNI wins bi-annual Provincetown Gay-Off

he fit 9 hot dogs in his mouth, and fit the entire lineup of It Dies Today in his ass. This makes him a 3 time champion. Way to reach for that rainbow.

Joe Christianni was the effeminate kid from who's the boss

JC's girlfriend auditioned for suicide girls.
They had to use a panoramic lens just to fit her giant snatch in the shot. I heard she got rejected cuz half way through the shoot a baby, and a 2 liter bottle of OK Soda from 1992 fell out of her vag.

JOE CHRISTIANNI kisses a picture of Richie Sambora every night before bed

Joe Christianni only pretends to like the movie Big Money Hustlers

JOE CHRISTIANNI to endorse the new Poser Scented VAGISIL Creme

Joe Christianni is captain of the French Men's gymnasatics team

Joe Christianni watches Antique Roadshow

Give it a year, Joe Christianni will grow a handlebar mustache, and buy a cowboy hat

Joe Christianni auditioned for American Idol. He sang SNAKES by Six Feet Under and Paula Abdul knocked him the fuck out.

Joe Christianni's birthday is a national holiday in France.

Joe Christianni was thanked on a Ganga Bitch Barbe album

Leonardo DiCapprio has a restraining order against Joe Christianni

Joe Christianni spells Kreator with a C