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:	post by xmikex at 2006-09-06 12:00:57

So I'm coming home from work yesterday and I'm heading into Andrew Station. Andrew semi recently "upgraded" to the card system so when you put your card in to enter, two plastic Total Recall looking panels open up and you walk through. The panels open long enough so that theoretically if you were quick enough (and cheap enough) you could sneak through without paying.

So as I'm about to walk in this white trash bitch who looked like she was dressed for the Wigger Olympics (sweatpants, headband, running shoes, obnoxiously bright shirt) decides to attempt a dash through the turnstyle. Those lady footlocker kicks must not have been pumped up enough because she timed it all wrong and went barrelling into the panels shoulder down like she was Marion Butts just as they were closing. *BOOM* she smacks into it, and the panels don't budge.

Meanwhile the T clerk has seen her do the whole thing, and has been pretty calm and collective about it. He tells her to come back, and she turns around wincing and holding her arm....

"AHHHHH! I banged...myself!"
"Yeah, no kidding."
"AHHHH it hurrrrts!"
"Yup, dolla twenty five"

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