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:	post by REALITY at 2006-08-19 13:20:40

OFFICER 1: Hey did you hear what that dipshit Vinny did?
OFFICER 2: Oh Christ, what now?
OFFICER 1: Shitforbrains there decided to go on the internet and start threatening people and acting like a fucking 4 year old.
OFFICER 2: Son of a bitch... did he do the thing where he types in all caps and spells everything wrong?
OFFICER 1: Ugh, probably... I wouldn't even know that's just what I heard. I'm a cop what the hell do I belong on some messageboard yelling at kids 10 years younger than me?
OFFICER 2: Haha, right. I wish someone would clue Vinny Commando into that and have him stop making us look like assholes. I swear one time I had this 9mm aimed at his head while his back was turned and I just thought "Man, one squeeze of the trigger and...." ....ah fuck here he comes.
VINNY: WUT'S UP COP MY COP BROTHERS!!!!
OFFICERS 1 & 2: ...hey vinny.
VINNY: YO YOU GUYS WANNA COME OVER MY HOUSE FOR A VICTORY PARTY AFTER I WIPE THE FLOOR WITH SOME 17 YEAR OLD PUNK
OFFICER 1: Nah Vinny... I think we've got..... plans
OFFICER 2: Yeah I have to.... yeah we just can't.
VINNY: ALRIGHT BROS IF YOU CHANGE YER MINDS I'VE GOT A 30 RACK OF NADY ICE AND I RENTED A MOONWALK FUGGIN RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OFFICER 1: What a douche.

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