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:	post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco at 2005-09-19 12:55:00

Q. Whats the difference between a pizza and a decapitated 12-year old?
A. I don't have a pizza in my trash compactor

Q. What's the worst thing about having sex with 5-year-olds?
A. You have to kill them after you're done.
A. Getting the blood out of your clown suit
A. Getting the diaper back on
A. Hearing the hip crack.

Q. What's the best thing about fucking a 5 year old girl?
A. Turn her over and pretend she' s a five year old boy.

Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend is on steroids?
A. If she holds you down and fucks you up the ass with her clit.

Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

Q. What's every queer's fantasy?
A. Running backwards in a corn field.

Q. What file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A. A Pedophile.

Q: What has 9 arms and sucks?
A: Def Lepoard.

Q: A blonde, brunette and a redhead are in the 3rd grade. Which one has the biggest tits?
A: The blonde, she's 19

Q. Why do German shower heads have eleven holes?
A. Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Q. What'd the pedophile say when he got out of jail?
A. I feel like a kid again.

Q. Whats the definition of disgusting?
A. Stuffing a dozen oysters into your granny's cunt and sucking out thirteen.

Q. Did you hear about the Jewish cheerleader?
A. She wanted her quarterback.

Q. What's better than fucking a 5 year old Korean boy.
A. Nothing.

Q. Did you hear the joke they're not telling to assholes?
A.

Q. How do make a six year old boy cry twice?
A. Wipe the blood off his ass with his teddy bear.

Q. Why did Metallica cut their hair off?
A. Their barber told them it was the only way to get the matted cum out of it.

Q. What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl?
A. Break her fingers so she can't tell her mum

Q. What's red and white and wears a funny hat?
A. The Pope, with an axe in his face.

Q. What's brown and tastes like applesauce?
A. Baby shit.

Q. What's the difference between a retarded child and a fucking freak.
A. Political correctness.

Q. What's worse than eating your grandmother's pussy?
A. Banging your head on the coffin lid.

Q. What is the best thing that could ever come out of the middle-east?
A. Radio-active fallout.

Q. why are the streets of paris lined with trees?
A. so the german soldiers can march in the shade.

Q. why did the french loose the Battle of Waterloo?
A. because they're french

Q. why does france smell so bad?
A. because the french spend so much time with their hands up.

Q. When is it appropriate to spit in an Italian woman's face?
A. When her mustache is on fire.

Q. what's the greatest thing about having a woman for president?
A. We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Q: What's black and blue and doesn't like sex?
A: A four-year old locked in my trunk.

Q. What's the hardest part of rollerblading?
A. Telling your dad you're gay.

Q. How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
A. Kick his sister in the chin

Q: What's green, and has 12 tits?
A: A garbage bag at a breast cancer clinic.

Q. Whaddaya get when you pull six feet of razor wire out of a little boy's ass?
A. Hard.

Q. What's the best thing about fucking twenty eight year olds?
A. There's twenty of them.

Q. How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb.
A. None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it.

Q. What's the difference between a clown and a dead 9-year old?
A. I've never fucked a clown before.

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